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A Bear Kills You Unisex T-Shirt
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$34.99
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$34.99
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A Bear Kills You Unisex T-Shirt
$34.99
Sale price
$34.99
Regular price
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About This Tee
A Bear Kills You leans into the darker side of outdoor humor with a bear-themed reminder that nature is not always here to be adorable. It is made for hikers, wildlife fans, and people who appreciate a joke with a little bite.
Why You’ll Love This Tee:
- Substantial, soft cotton: Comfort Colors® 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton that feels comfortable and sturdy, never thin or flimsy.
- Garment-dyed character: Rich color with a lived-in texture.
- Easygoing fit: Pre-shrunk, true to size, and comfortably relaxed.
- Smooth construction: Tubular knit body without side seams.
- Original MossNomad artwork: Designed in the USA by a fellow hiker and outdoor enthusiast.
A funny wildlife tee for people who respect the outdoors and can still laugh about it.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 90F or 30C), inside out, with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on low heat; do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry-clean
Shipping & Returns
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⏱️Processing Time
Each MossNomad item is made to order. Please allow approximately 3–5 business days for your order to be prepared before shipment. During especially busy periods, it may take a little longer.
🚚 Delivery Time
Delivery typically takes another 3–5 business days after shipment, depending on the destination. MossNomad currently ships within the United States only.
↩️ Returns & Refunds
We want you to love your MossNomad order. If something isn’t right, we’re happy to offer a free replacement or refund for:
- Damaged or defective products
- Misprints or manufacturing errors
- Incorrect items received
Please contact us within 30 days of the order with your order number, a brief description, and clear photos/videos showing the issue. Once the issue is verified, we’ll arrange a replacement or refund.
You may read the full refund and return policy here.
This policy may be updated at any time without notice.
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The MossNomad story
Made for people who'd rather be outside
MossNomad grew from the same things that make a day outside memorable: trailhead mornings, muddy shoes, road-trip detours, campfire jokes, wildlife encounters, and the sayings hikers instantly get.
The idea is simple: make outdoor designs that feel like an inside nod between people who would rather be on the trail than almost anywhere else.
Drawn from outdoor life
Trails, camping, road trips, wildlife, parks, and a little Bigfoot energy.
Small brand, personal point of view
MossNomad is an independent brand shaped by a fellow hiker and outdoor enthusiast.
A nod to your kind of people
Designs built around the humor, places, and moments outdoor people recognize.